You’re not that hot and
you’re not funny
You act all smart but you’re
a dummy
And while you may seem
like a chore
There are some facts I can’t ignore
you made me smile, For a
little while…
Like when we were under covers
I could be sure there were no others
That would ever find a place between your legs
Cause I know that I sure couldn’t
Find one worth the place I’d put it
And I’m sorry I broke you’re heart and not your
bed.
But you’re actually
quite an asshole
And while I’d hoped you’d
be a flagpole
Seems you’re just a
giant dick
With a tiny little prick
Let’s just be friends…
or just pretend…
Cause
You may as well be my
best friend
But she has bigger balls
than you
And she also says that I’m
a bitch
But at least she’s got
something to stitch
Into her pants,
that I can feel
at least with my hands.
Don’t be sad.
But when we were under covers
I could be sure there were no others
That would ever find a place between your legs...
Cause I know that I sure couldn’t
Find one worth the place I’d put it
And I’m sorry I broke you’re heart and not your
bed.
I’m sure you have other
talents
That can help restore
the balance
‘Tween your big head and
your little one
And you’ll find a way to
have some fun
But it won’t be with me
And there’s no reason I
can see
To change my mind.
Cause you really lack some
substance
And I don’t mean
intellectually
I could handle it if you
were just a tard
But I really need that loving
That requires a certain
something
And you’re wholly
lacking in the hard regard.
No really.
It’s not Me it’s You.
